Well folks, you best be prepared to squeal with delight. This ain't no ordinary day. It's the most rootinest tootinest experience of your pork chop of a life. We're headed straight for Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing you gotta do is relax. Grab your overalls. It's going to be a wild one

This ain't your grandma's Sunday drive/cruise/joyride. This is about grippin'/holdin'/clutching onto the handlebars and blastin'/throttlin'/pushin' that engine to the limit. We're talkin' smokin'/roarin'/thumpin' hogs, chrome shinin'/gleamin'/sparklin', and wind whippin'/flowin'/rushin' through your hair like a tornado/hurricane/gale. You know you'